The Yaoi Guerrilla of UK

Hmmm what could I possibly do with a tied up blonde and all the whips n' chains that I keep in the corner ....

Electrodes and cherries and whipped cream and marshmellows and guns and fire trucks and ... GET BACK IN YOUR CAGE naughty boy
... where was I hmmm ... oh yeah, me tied up ... again ... with whips and chains and rubber tipped thingies with chocolate syrup and whipcreamandcherriesandelectrodesandgunsandfiretru cksanduuhuhhhhhhhhhhhuuuuuuuuuuuu

*hides* Uh-oh... what did I stumble accross again?! (^O^)

ah see it's never going to happen now me being lactose intolorant ... now your all covered with whipped cream *sigh* ah well
How is everyone tonight? I'm pretty tired and I jammed my finger in a gate lock now theres all this blood spotted and bruised ... not pretty
I'm watching Dave Chappelle just now he's a bit hit or miss but he's made me laugh so far ^^

Aw, we can use lactose free cream

or soy cream (^O^)

My computer's finally working again, thanks to my genius lil brother! (^-^) Bless him! Now I might actually be able to surf the net and download at the same time without the computer freezing... (>O<)

Ok have just eaten a pot noodle 'bombay bad boy' as a late night snack ... I'm starting to think that was possibly not the smartest thing I've ever done ...
for getting your comp up and running again properly darkalchemist ^^ Whenever mine goes down I have to send it to my mums boyfriend to fix and hope and pray that he doesnt find anything that I keep hidden on my harddrive >.<

lol that might be bad. I'm lucky to have help who wouldn't be shocked by anything he found on my comp. (>O<)

lactose intolorant .... ohhohhhh use chocolate syrup then
the only problems I have here is the connection, really does my nut in ... besides I've put my naughties away in a folder where no one will suspect OR find

Could I use butterscotch? *Yummy*
Yeah I had a close call once where my external harddrive that had a lot of downloads on it wouldnt connect to the computer and I ended up sending that along with the comp for it to be fixed ... that was not a pleasant 3 days but if he did go snooping through my files he's never said and I dont see him often enough to notice any change in behaviour ^^