The Yaoi Guerrilla of UK

every day i come home its something new...last week i had the door and towel rack, its like a ladder for my kitten to climb XD

@phoenix = me? proposition pron? never *looks shady* also having a toilet in your bedroom isn't as bad as when my builder left on in my bath ><

porn???!!! when was allthis proposed and when can i watch?

also i need some milk loving this hot and spicy raman mmmmmm

so are we talking porn? or is it raman I love raman although milk with raman seems a bit odd I cant really contribute to the porn conversation having never watched real life porn before ... unless animated smex counts? I've watched some of that :P

Porn movies are boring once you've got over the novelty. I've seen some really old French gay pron which actually had quite a lot of story, but mostly it's rubbish. When it gets to the actual sex it's just like a loop, in and out in and out for ages until you are bored rigid, and not rigid in a good way.

until you are bored rigid, and not rigid in a good way.

lmao at that. and yeah most porn is pretty boring but it depends what you like i guess. home made porn is the best ^^

it depends its either homemade porn that gets me or bb porn (tiwns are also good)

homemade porn I'll get me camera

so homemade porn and order out ramen?? or order out porn and homeade Ramen? i see porn and ramen in both of those options so i'm in XD

although i do agree roku, actual porn is kinda crappy...i think thats why anime/manga is so much better its less focus on the hours of in out and more focus on the story/love etc...or maybe i'm just sappy XD

god german porn is creepy....esp the old stuf.. *trauma*

german porn is horrid, whats funny is when i comes with subtitles lmao
as if "oh yeah, das gut ist, sein so gro&#223;es" is hard to understand