SasuNaru/NaruSasu vs. NaruHina

My mouth waters at the thought of my favourite dynamic duo doing the dirty. (try saying that five times fast) But when it comes to NaruHina....I have a few issues.
I always get this feeling that if those two ever got together, the relationship would be perfect and harmonious. A little too perfect for my taste, in fact. NaruHina is lovely and sweet and all, but I cannot survive on WAFF alone. I don't want to witness an endless elysium of bliss; I want to see sparks flying and worlds colliding. Passion and power and undeniable sexual tension...the same things I feel when Naruto is paired with Sasuke. And thus at the end of the day...NaruHina frustrates me.