Anti-Twilight Regiment (Moderated Group)

Does the radiant glow of the recent vampire-farts spewed forth into the literary world, give you a headache? Tired of straining your brain in order to comprehend the indescribably beautiful man-meat, prancing their ass across your novel pages? Well my friend welcome to the "Anti-Twilight Regiment" where we put the sexy back into vampire and say **** you Twilight we don't want your cliche CRAP! No this isn't a place to hate on Twilight, however joining "Anti-Twilight Regiment" means you are against what Twilight created in our modern vampires over the last few years. If you like your vampires real, sparkle-proof and old school. This is the place for you. Be warned, Twilight-resembling vampires will be taken behind the barn and shot by the Anti-Twilight Regiment Firing Squad (then unceremoniously berried in our T-Rex's litter box to be disposed of later).